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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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You deserved it 8 835

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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You deserved it 7 717

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By KeithFFS - 21/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 508

By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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You deserved it 2 927

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 45 878

By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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You deserved it 41 769

By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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You deserved it 4 793

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 248

By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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You deserved it 7 803

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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Top comments

mk58 31

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:12

He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.

baseballplaya5 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:09

That's a slippy situation

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KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:00

Ouch, I've slipped on ice before and the slickest part is getting back up.

Omni7 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:12

at first i read it wrong and was like wtf (w=why) do u have ice in ur house then i said oh but its your boyfriends fault because when im being sneaky i wacth were im going so shit like this dont happen but fyl 4 having a dumb boyfriend

risako 7

Monday 12 December 2011 3:25

Unless OP's parents sleep during the day, I'm sure it's fairly safe to assume that the boyfriend was sneaking out AT NIGHT. Meaning he probably wouldn't be able to see the ice. ... Since, you know, it's usually dark at night.

Horcruxer 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:18

In high school I was face to face with her dad when he kinda caught me but my hood was on..it was dark n close but ultimately I was found not guilty ^_^

EmperorHilo 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:20

Tell him to be more careful next time.

SuperBritty23 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:31

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

JonnyBone21 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:39

No no no.don't even mention it,you try to make excuses for it then they'll get suspicious.

WeezysGurl05 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:40

Haha . Nice : )

PinkFun1969 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 23:11

Run forest run!! Haha

cute_cherry1313 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 23:16

Tht wud rlly suck. One u wud get in a whole bunch of trouble and two ur boyfriend probably got hurt. Hope ur life dusnt get any more ****** up. YDI

cj7geojeep 0

Monday 12 December 2011 7:44

That* would* really* suck. One, you* would get in a whole bunch of trouble. And two, your* boyfriend probably got hurt. Hope your* life doesn't* get any more ****** up. YDI I'm glad the school systems are doing so well. -_-

Insane_Tea 15

Sunday 11 December 2011 23:17

You know what killed by good mood? YOUR JOKE!

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