Intimacy: Steamy

Steamy

By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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Heat of passion

By owl + bungee cord - 07/01/2014 20:38 - United States - Herndon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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By hunchback of notre bite - 09/08/2013 22:23 - Korea, Republic of

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Oh hi!

By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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One nation, under rod

By LaLa - 20/09/2019 22:00

Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Crash

By Anonymous - 29/05/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I tried to have sex in the shower. While trying to support her weight, as we got into things, I slipped backwards on the wet floor and fell through the Pyrex side of the shower, with her crashing down on me. I now have bits of Pyrex in my back and have to replace the shower side. FML

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8313girl 28

Monday 21 March 2016 19:11

Ooh sorry OP. That's why they call it slippery when wet. Hope you feel better.

shadowdragon0820 20

Monday 21 March 2016 19:16

Talk about a mood killer

Comments

LifelessStars 22

Monday 21 March 2016 20:25

Take caution on wet grounds. The shower is quite dangerous nowadays

First_JOman 22

Monday 21 March 2016 20:29

Hope you like it rough, OP ;) Also hope you're doing alright!!

Kenyanguyhere 3

Monday 21 March 2016 20:35

Did you atleast bust a nut?

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 22 March 2016 3:13

Oh, he busted something alright.

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 21 March 2016 21:09

That's not what they mean by ,"laying some pipe. "

Magnoxidans 19

Tuesday 22 March 2016 3:57

oh come on someone actually voted this down? I got your back; +1 for originality

StarkWolf_fml 23

Monday 21 March 2016 21:19

talk about a lot of things going wrong lol

The_ghetto_mango 25

Monday 21 March 2016 22:24

Slippery slope there, OP. Hope you're getting along fine, and had the steamy shower you wanted!

Mandybruin 15

Monday 21 March 2016 22:45

Oh my gosh you could have died! Be careful OP! No sex is worth that (well, others may beg to differ).

oasis359 13

Tuesday 22 March 2016 3:42

You know you're wrong.

TheRussianNavy 11

Monday 21 March 2016 22:51

Ouch.

Unenunciable 14

Monday 21 March 2016 22:52

You should get those grippy things for the floor, they make the shower much safer in general. One of those bathroom handles attached to the wall also wouldn't do any harm, they even have suction-based ones.