Stinky

By Anonymouss - 25/06/2015 03:54 - United States

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
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stieglar 17

I would think you would notice that she stunk horribly before you dated her...

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abNormal62 23

Father: Cathy I brought you a present. A boyfriend! He works for me. Say hello to Gene! Daughter: Hi Gene! You are gorgeous! Father: Yes Cathy, your right.... hygiene. Hygiene!

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abNormal62 23

Father: Cathy I brought you a present. A boyfriend! He works for me. Say hello to Gene! Daughter: Hi Gene! You are gorgeous! Father: Yes Cathy, your right.... hygiene. Hygiene!

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SubparAtBest 23

This god of a post requires more upvotes!

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pinkster2014 25

*you're I still love this post though lol

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Carebeareatu 23

Eww, that's definitely her loss, OP! If she doesn't even have the motivation to take care of herself, imagine how that would have worked in the long run!

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Econforthwin 15

That's exactly what I was thinking, if you need motivation to clean yourself that says somethings.

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ColonelCusswords 24

What a loving dedicated father

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satt8404 11

Couldn't handle dating a dirty girl, huh?

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neonvortex 25

OP's girlfriend broke up with HIM, not the other way around.

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TheLadyOpal 30

I know your situation stinks, but I wouldn't be too broken up about it. I'm sure you'll find someone better.

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worldclassrager 39

I think he is yelling at you because now his daughter is not going to shower as much as she used to

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dope_kidd 9

that's really weird she doesn't shower much

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xXAHXx112 13

just proves the point that you shouldnt have been together in the first place. if anything your probably dodging a bullet here

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ChibiChick25 8

Well, maybe its a good thing OP broke up because if she needed to be motivated to take a shower, I can only imagine what other disgusting habits she has.

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