Stoner

By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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ByronJess 17

Weed and cat shit smell nothing alike.

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emilyy5924 0

#60 You smoke weed, you don't use a needle..

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tom_es 3

Stupid ass, you deserve it. Drugs...look at whitney houston...where is she now!

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icefshng8 9

Same place as anyone else who doesn't do drugs..... Dead.

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chellyX92 8

I also want to point out that Whitney Houston didn't really do pot. She did more harmful drugs than a leaf that induces hunger and sleepiness.

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ilove80smetal 8

Ok look, I'm not going to lecture you on if you should do weed or not. It's your choice and everyone should learn to respect that. But doing it in your house is probably not the smartest thing. It puts your family in jeopardy. Suppose somebody calls in about the "cat shit smell" and a cop finds the joint. Your parents get charged. If your going to do it. Do it off property and make sure it's not enough to be considered sellable.

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Rocky007 15

There is no need to "respect" stupid choices.

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lezzypride 2

This should be a turning point in your life...REALIZE you obviously don't have a whoooole lot of brain power to decide (when totally sober) that smoking a joint in your PARENTS house and expect them not to notice when they got home...save what little brain power you have and don't do drugs dude.

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logiee_bearr 6

Haha duude kudos for tryin

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perdix 29

Weed is too much for you. Stick to alcohol -- that's the easiest way to learn to be an effective substance abuser.

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Meko1234 0

Why the f would u do that its a retards fault no a fml!

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thatsmylyfe 13

This is why you never get high alone for the first time!!! HAHA LMAO... been there done that

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doin_it 1

That's why you don't smoke at your house, definitely not in it! Do that at school or in the woods

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chili10 18

At school?! What the **** is wrong with you? How is that any better?

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doin_it 1

You've never heard of people getting high at school!? Not in the middle of class obviously but people these days do skip school and shit so hey there's your chance if your really that ****** curious about something that can kill you

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Weed can't kill you.

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doin_it 1

I was talking about drugs in general not just weed I know weed can't kill you

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Furrywhiplash 14

Back at my highschool, people would sometimes smoke in the bathroom during or in between classes. It does happen at school.

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illmatic2 16

It happens all the time at school. But only the stupid kids that don't give a shit about school do that.

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oldirtybasterdSE 0

Next time invite your parents to join you. Maybe they will be more mellow

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lizard399 0

Well if grounding you teaches anything, it's to be more sneaky about it. And referring to the comments saying "don't do drugs! Ydi for doing drugs!". She wasn't snorting coke, jeez. One joint will not do anything at all but make you happy, sleepy, and hungry. Screw it, smoke two joints! But then again I live in California.. and have a medicinal recommendation. But only cause the man says so..

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ZebulonPike 8

I hate it when people say "one joint never hurts". Because guess what- most drug addicts started out with "just one joint"

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bbgirlXD 6

Its actually not addictive , it's well power that people don't have! Honestly trying it won't kill him

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rattusrattus 18

@62: Most drug addicts also drank water and ate bread. And most people who smoke joints do not go on to harder drugs. I'd like you to put the post hoc fallacy away now, please.

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lizard399 0

Okay. 100,000 joints don't hurt. 826,7252 joints don't hurt. Weed doesn't hurt you AT ALL. Don't believe me? Well I'm pretty sure I know more about it than you. Learn a few things before you knock off what I say.

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rattusrattus 18

91, because I am a point-out-the-fallacy mood tonight: Nothing is risk-free. Weed is less harmful than most recreational and medicinal drugs, but it is not 100% safe. I'd say it falls into 'acceptable risk', like driving a car, leaving your kids with a babysitter, or cooking chicken.

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lizard399 0

You're right. You risk a cough if you smoke it, gaining weight if it makes you hungry, falling asleep if it makes you tired, and being calm, dare I even say relaxed. It's the ultimate medicine because everything you risk getting from it, it can also cure, it just depends on the form it's in or the strain of weed. I also remember hearing about it being a preventative medicine..

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