Stop perving

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 04:30 - Ireland

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
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bagginzy 14

Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.

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chelle_starlight 0

you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha

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MiiDaisy 6

you should lower your head and look at him. thats what i always do.

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LemonBerryCrunch 0

cheez im really confused at what he could have been looking at, maybe you should send pictures so i get the full picture aha

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mpclaw 3

1st, lets hope you are a girl. 2nd, that's what your chest is for. looking.

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tayza249 20

actually, a woman's breasts are for feeding babies

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maronofhearts 19

well actually breasts are also used as a display for mating the reason breasts have developed so much is because humans can have sex facing each other unlike most animals so technically they are there to seek attention naturally. I am not saying the cashier (i refuse to call them baristas or anything else they arent special) didnt go to far but they are there to attract and it is up to the woman to reject unwanted people.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

"...the reason breasts have developed so much..." Um... are you forgetting the fact that there are small-chested women in the world? How do you explain them, then? The post above you is correct. Breasts have not changed since human existence (except in many cases, they have gotten larger due to being overweight or obese (!), not because of mating) and have always been used, unless the woman was unable for whatever reason, for breastfeeding her baby.

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Kb_Harlem 0

wah wah wahhhhhhh... " Omg some dude totally checked out my rack..." it's Starbucks and if it's the first time that you have noticed this happening then take a stroll by a construction site for me...

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mea_iloveskiing 26

they just have to smile all the time so they have to find an inspiration =)

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owickedme 0

Was it raining outside? Were your nipples erect? If so ydi. If not get a breast reduction so this can never ever happen to you again.

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DU0 0

"What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift." - Seth

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