Straight to jail
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#203 it's a big deal cause more than 4,000 have died b/c of the war. About 4,200 US casualties in Iraq, US casualties in Afghanistan plus non US casualties is another 1,300, almost 150 journalists, 1,300 contractors and approximately 1.2 mil civilians. So total deaths caused by the war: 1,207,000 give or take.
You're a nob. #6 is right.
Wow...I'm not going to read all the comments, but I'm pretty sure everyone agrees that you're a ******* idiot. How could you be so irresponsible? I hope you didn't come on here expecting sympathy. How the hell do you not know there's alcohol in Listerine...everyone friggen knows that. People drink Listerine to get drunk. I hate (and I know that's a strong word) people like you, who kill our family members because of stupidity and immaturity. Karma kid, karma.
you fail in life douchebag
umm... DUHHHHH!! Thats why you use mouthwash that is non-alochol-- like Crest :)
Apparently stupid is the main ingredient in you.
#216 That post reads as if you typed it out normally then applied the synonym tool on every second word. Using bigger words does not make your point any more valid. Neither does trying to act clever. You clearly stated "nothing you put in your mouth is going to alter the results", which is not true, alcohol in your mouth can alter the results. If the officer waits the appropriate amount of time before administering the test, thus doing it properly under the circumstances, then there is nothing in his mouth to alter the results, which is very different from saying what you said. However, in roadside tests, there is no waiting period given for mouth alcohol to dissipate unless the driver clearly states they have had a drink / used mouthwash / anything else that could provide a false positive in the half hour preceding the test. Obviously the officer would redo the test if the reading given indicates the driver should be dead, but it is the mouth alcohol that provided the reading given in the FML.
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... how could you not have known that? Oh, and YDI for drunk driving.
You're an idiot for multiple reasons. A) Driving drunk B) Not knowing that most mouthwashes have a high alcohol content C) Keeping mouthwash for emergency reasons