Stuck

By Miki13 - 11/11/2012 20:27 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 977
You deserved it 1 733

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like a very serious issue. You should ask him about it in more detail. I know how much you love hearing about your grandfathers balls.

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As you get older you learn that old people can and will speak their mind without realizing what they said is weird in any way.

Or they are old and really just don't give a flying **** what people thing.

And that sums it up, old people in a NUTshell *wink*

Well, your grand-father is my idol ! He still get his balls suck at is age :) !

Could of joked back and said "It shouldn't be if Grandma helps you".

That would have made everything even more awkward.

Ha! I love grandparents who say it like it is.

Makes sense you share it with all of FML ;)

perdix 29

As a good grandchild, you should instruct him how to detach his fake leg and use it as a crowbar to pry his balls off the drain. Then, tell Grandma if she applied suction down there, Gramps wouldn't need to be getting it from a hot-tub drain or a trailer-park *****. Call those kinky old *******' bluff.

Trisha_aus 15

But..but your comment on the other Fml was so romantic and this..is..just.. You're so versatile!

I wonder what your Grandma talked about...

Well those old wrinkly balls probably sag to your grandpas knees....they probably get caught where the bubbles are made.

Yet you still had to make a comment showing us that you have nothing to say...