Stuck
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Resourceful? If you were resourceful, you would have just figured out a way to get the damn door open. Now your kid is really trapped: can't get out the window or the door.
ya? Im sure the daughter said "Daddy my door is stuck" Or something... jeeze its common sense.
Boohoo, im a fatass. Put down the Big Mac you fat slob.
Have your neighbors started calling you Pooh Bear yet?
It depends if you were wearing pants or a skirt... and then if wearing bikini undies or granny-pannys.
My daughter is 8, I'm pretty sure she wasn't looking for "alone time" and that she couldn't hold the door shut while I tried to open it.
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I have this image of your big, fat corpulent torso hopelessly wedged in the window frame, while your pale, hairy, spindly, little legs flail wildly and futilely in the air. That is worse than both choices you provide. Having your child realize that you are an incompetent boob is probably the worst part.
Reporter - Could you describe what happened here and why that man is stuck in the window? Also, why is he dressed up in a toga? Neighbor - When it's time to party, they party hard. (cue Andrew W.K. song)