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By boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
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Same thing different taste

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...lime green poop? Is she radioactive or something? Or does she just eat too many popsicles?

Curtieeeez 0

Lime green? What the hell are you feeding your kid?

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fretforyerlatte 0

you guys must not have babies. the colors of poop that come out of them can be absolutely shocking. hahaha. and you do get so used to it that you wouldn't smell it immediately. as a mom i'm willing to bet she was in a huge hurry. i'm sure she checked before she left the house but the little ones have a way of waiting until the last second to leave their little gifts behind. by the time she dropped the baby off she probably made it to the interview just in time. ain't kids grand?

Green poop is the result of food travelling a little too fast in the digestive system. It's not a medical emergency. It happens. And a mother of a small child on her way out the door is all rush, rush, rush. I could totally see how this might happen. All mothers get used to their kids' gross bodily fluids on their skin and clothes.

I think what she meant by lime green was just a lighter green cause maybe her kid has that kinda poo color...? It doesn't make sense, but whatever.

yeah this isn't very well explained. First of all, why is it 'lime green' and secondly, how would you get it on your blouse, was she naked? Where you carrying her in that position? and lastly, How could you not smell or feel it. Nothing really makes sense here.

limegreen poop is typical in a baby who is only eating breastmilk. usually it's more of a mustard yellow or a even light brown but lime green happens when the baby only took in foremilk and no hindmilk in the previous feeding (common of a first thing in the morning feeding since the breats is so engorged with milk). oh and breastmilk poop doesn't smell bad. i'm a nursing mom, can you tell?

My dog poops lime green every time he eats a certain brand of dog treats (I won't mention the name), but the dog biscuits aren't even green! So you know there's something not natural in the product. So maybe the baby is eating something with chemical preservatives or got into the dog's biscuits.

i assume it would be your daughter's poop since you mentioned her? what would have caused it to turn that color?