Poopoo peepee and Kids: Stylish

Stylish

By boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

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losergirl 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:03

...lime green poop? Is she radioactive or something? Or does she just eat too many popsicles?

Curtieeeez 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:09

Lime green? What the hell are you feeding your kid?

Comments

fretforyerlatte 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:33

i'm not about to get into a mommy war here (and it's also irrelevant to the post) but babies are fine to start solids (level 1 baby food & cereals) at 4 to 5 months. imagine a 1 year old that had never had food! that's just nuts. they should be eating like a pro by then.

jj732 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:34

**** YOU,#1.

fretforyerlatte 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:37

it's funny reading these because you can immediately tell the mommies apart. all moms say it could totally happen, non-moms call bullshit. you can't even IMAGINE the surprises motherhood has in store for you ;)

NickelPhosphate 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:48

Lol ewww You should always check your clothes before going in, especially if you were carrying your child - you never know what theyre going to do >

stinkybutt 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:49

how could you not notice that?

musicfanatic 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:51

oh well, i'm not a mom, but i DO have a baby cousin that i watch over a lot :] and yeah, lime green crap isn't that uncommon, it happens. and she could be running late from dropping the baby off, because it depends where the job place and the babysitter's house are, they could be from across the city to each other [if that's what happened - mabye i didn't read it right] FYL, and yes, i do hope she/he has kids!

fml1358 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:52

damn that sucks. but don't you look at your clothes when you put them on?

monicamischief 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:03

you deserve it for not looking in the mirror before your interview. who the hell runs into a job interview without checking themselves in the mirror first? and how could you not SMELL the shit on your shirt? you also deserve it for having kids. i don't know why anyone would want to mother a little disgusting whiny brat.