Lime green poop?? Are you sure it wasn't snot?

Gross... But did you get the job?

why in god's name was the poop lime green?? well hopefully they didn't know what it was because if it was that color i'm sure thats not their first guess...

Good Lord. How would you not notice green shit on your shirt? And second, who the **** poops out green shit anyways?! lol Really? YDI.

Newborns or babies that are just a few months old often have crazy colored poop. On top of that the poop can have very little odor. I am military and once went to work with spit up running down the back of my uniform. Sometimes you just don't feel it And for all you people that have never had a newborn/young baby; new mommies are frazzled and in a hurry ALWAYS...maybe she was running late and didn't have a chance to check the mirror.

WAY TO FAIL. i totally wanna know how the rest of the meeting went- i can just see everyone staring at that. hilarious. PLEASE GO ON OP! YOU HAVE MY INTEREST!

God, I was eating when I read that.

I got all you eaters beat. I was eating avocado salad when I read that. Oh, the imagery! OP, I hope everything worked out regardless. =) #59, please die.

Ok people, before commenting read other comments already posted. They help explain a lot. Like for instance, on this one read 23, 24, and 28 cause they know what they r talking about. Also, another take on the green poo, have you oeople never had diahrea? It sometimes is green, and it slides out so easily and is spread out so much a person might not feel it on their clothes. And although i have never had a baby, i have helped out in a lot of daycares and nurseries and you do get sorta used to that smell, especially if your are distracted

YOU LACK THE SENSE OF SMELL? sorry 92--you don't "get used" to the smell of lime green baby poop sliding down your arm. lies.