Dogs, Facebook, Social Media and Animals: Such a cutie

Such a cutie

By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 20:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML

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By rach - 19/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Roy

Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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Mind your own business

By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

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By that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML

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By xtammyle - 19/02/2013 07:01 - Australia - Lower Plenty

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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You can do it

By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 15:00

Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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KBurns207 17

Friday 31 May 2013 3:29

That's something my mom would do. Just man up and own that shit. OWN the princess poodle.

Foodstampnazi 5

Friday 31 May 2013 3:36

Confidence is sexy. Own that shit.

Comments

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 2 June 2013 1:47

sad that you're 19 and still living at home.

djinnyf 12

Sunday 2 June 2013 3:12

She's not a real mommy... I would never do that to my son... Guy friends already do enough!!

amifaiyaz 12

Sunday 2 June 2013 6:39

But princess poodles are adorable! D:

Szaszaspasz 26

Monday 3 June 2013 4:39

I think she set you up.

Steffi 26

Monday 3 June 2013 16:33

YDI for caring so much about being seen with a dog in pink.

PureEvil666 3

Monday 3 June 2013 23:52

Parents having fun.

MrProcrastin8or 1

Wednesday 5 June 2013 11:04

Dye the poodle green !

ShenaniganNinja 20

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:08

If that was my mom, she wouldn't be getting any favors out of me for a long time.

brosiph_Joseph 8

Sunday 28 July 2013 12:07

*mom

sarcasticlover 30

Sunday 20 October 2013 11:58

that shoes even a bitch can be treated like a queen!

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