Love: Supportive

Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again, but I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out." My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

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Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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You need to leave

By trash your own house!! - 09/09/2023 06:00

Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2024 18:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML

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With friends like these…

By dreadedmafia86 - 12/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

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By sherrylynn - 19/04/2013 21:50 - United States - West Haven

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my "best friend" while I was away on vacation. She is now writing on her blog about how heartbreaking the whole situation is for her, and how she's "stuck in the middle of all this." FML

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Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:04

When you gotta go, you gotta go, no matter what's going on. I'm not going to piss my pants for anyone; unless you're into that sort of thing.

HaloR 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:03

Help comes in many forms,i guess in this case it was piss

Comments

FajitaFreak 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 14:26

Yeah, maybe he does not like being the shoulder to cry on. I don't understand how girls are so oblivious to the fact that we don't want to be your friend, we want more.

rosemary_fml 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:33

And maybe guys shouldn't be so arrogant as to think that we always wanna shag whenever we're just having the common courtesy of being nice. If we don't want more, we never will. Either cut your losses and move on, or be an actual friend and genuinely care about us without wanting a piece of ass.

dannyfiona 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 15:46

Atleast he didn't stop. That would've been awkward...

mojo87 14

Monday 23 January 2012 3:28

He probably was already busting, but wanted to answer OP's call and then considering the nature of the call, he didn't want to interrupt her, so he decided to take a piss rather than wet himself or hang up on her.

AshleyBerrie 0

Monday 23 January 2012 8:51

How is that an Fml? I pee and talk on the phone all the time. When uGotta go gotta go

kylewyote13 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 22:25

Can't tell if this guy is an insensitive dick....or a GENIUS at conquering the friendzone....

FayBerry 13

Thursday 26 January 2012 20:02

I was thinking the same thing! I don't care how close you and your best guy friend are, he does not want to hear you crying all the time over some jerk he probably already warned you about.