Surprise, MFer!

By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 23:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
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schwancy 2

How sweet of her to fancy up your house for your parent's visit.

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manforgot 1

Ew, the herpes of craft supplies. Good luck cleaning that up.

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tweetbaby14 18

stuff does get glitter up. they're called vaccums and brooms OP do it beforethey get there duh. unless she used glitter glue

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Petawhitney 2

Make sure your next girlfriend isn't a diehard twilight fan.

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Lozza111 0

thanks for the great idea OP, I shall remember this and find a way to use it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *giggle*

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anaisnin 0

That was also my first thought. Or you could pour it into the vents on someones car and it would shower them in glitter next time they used the air or heat! muahaha haha

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sourgirl101 28

I know. Glitter is such a pain to get rid of! I hated glitter art projects when my kids were young for that very reason. They're older now yet I still find it here and there and I'm a clean freak!

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runbabyrun13 0

haha that is a great idea. you must have broken up with her for her to that or you did something really stupid lol funny I love glitter but not in my house

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manonwater 0

three words... always get keys!!!

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ERich331 3

it's actually "glitter is the herpes of craft supplies"

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rallets 22

lmao damn beat me to the mariah carey jokes

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mnemonicdaze 0

If he was dating Ke$ha not only would there be glitter but she would have probably taken a shit in his bed. She looks like the type.

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