Surprise!

By Wow - 04/09/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
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hazelwolfeyes 0

What the hell?! what a ******* coward... :( you deserve better than that piece of shit...

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tell them she's dealing Special K out of her dorm.

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hazelwolfeyes 0

What the hell?! what a ******* coward... :( you deserve better than that piece of shit...

107 5
zeeky 0

.. or maybe he doesn't deserve better than that piece of shit.. depends on what happened to get his girlfriend so pissed off in the first place..

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sexxxtacy 0

did no one else think that this was ******* AWESOME?? i mean yeah girls a bitch but she's a genius bitch

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evlbb2 2

I agree. The girls got style. And connections.

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taoxyeuxmay 4

Actually, that girl has some effing balls and that was pretty damn hilarious. Sucks for OP though. Still... lmao!!

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ItsAllGoodPeeps 0

It does suck...

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ciaobella_fml 0

Oh wow.. I'm sorry. She wasn't a good girlfriend.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tell them she's dealing Special K out of her dorm.

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THTB 3

That made me lol. But yeah, your ex is pretty lame for that. FYL indeed.

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

at least it was just campus police, and she didn't file a real police report. still sucks though :/

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Depends, on some campuses (like where I went to school) the campus police are lawfully-constituted police, with powers of arrest and so forth.

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brutallyhonest24 0

still, now hes banned from the campus because his ex girlfriend couldnt dump him in person =(. p.s. i remember moderating this one, it was definately one of the better ones =)

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agsilver 14

You've got to admit, that bitch is a GENIUS

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redbluegreen 40

Along with the 'date people your own age' speech from your mother, it should also include topics such as 'dating someone who's responsible for their own actions' and 'being with someone who's actually able to be in a relationship'.

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ItsAllGoodPeeps 0

I assure you it definitely happened.

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DameGreyWulf 0

BITCH. BITCHBITCHBITCH. Well her college probably sucks shit anyway, and of course BITCHBITCH goes there so why would you ever. And at least you're rid of her. If she comes crying back, do the exact same thing... only make it worse, if you can find a way.

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addie_love 0

she doesnt obviously deserve you how could someone do that? im sorry

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startafire 0

My boyfriend pulled something similar on me... Invited me to stay over, then had me reported as an illegal guest.

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hazelwolfeyes 0

@ #7 HOLY CRAP! LOL :D you made my night...

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weevils 0

I pretty much took a whole minute to look for #7 :

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