Surprise!

By Wow - 04/09/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
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hazelwolfeyes 0

What the hell?! what a ******* coward... :( you deserve better than that piece of shit...

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tell them she's dealing Special K out of her dorm.

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davidomke 0

she called you to tell you to stop harassing her? that sucks....

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CinnamonGrl 0

Hmmm. I don't know if this is an FML or YDI. Depends on the circumstances. Was your girlfriend a coward, or were you a stalkerish boyfriend who made such measures necessary?

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BLNovelist 0

Do you honestly think the phone call telling him to visit her at the school would have been necessary if he had been really stalking her?

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ItsAllGoodPeeps 0

Glad my misery can bring people happiness, lol.

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Zoa_fml 0

This is the only breakup FML I've seen here that actually made me think, "Wow, F his life!"

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tenkenshi 2

She couldn't just dump you by text? Good news, you'll be too pissed at her to be heartbroken about breaking up!!!

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stormoftara 0

At least you weren't in the same college!

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heatherewf 0

What a bitch. I hope you showed the campus police your phone to prove that SHE called YOU last! Anyway, you sound better off. Hope ot wasn't too far of a drive out there - now just count your blessings that you're free of such a psycho.

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littlerock_fml 0

Why is everyone telling him what a bitch his ex was? I'm guessing that she probably had a good reason, otherwise she would have just told him in person. Maybe the OP is a creep.

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