Surprise!

By Wow - 04/09/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
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hazelwolfeyes 0

What the hell?! what a ******* coward... :( you deserve better than that piece of shit...

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tell them she's dealing Special K out of her dorm.

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tballer33 0

wow!!!! that sucks ass....but that was original. gotta give her props...sorry :/

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daixin 0

That is amazing you girlfriend well i guess now ex is really smart and by the way. We are all rolling about this at school. lol

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ttuwmasian 0

that is an amazing idea and so much fun to do. personally, i can't stand campus cops, but they do have some useful applications ;)

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theatregeek6 0

Have you ever considered that you are really creepy and she was scared?!?!

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