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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by the ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend, simply saying, "I'm eating a hot dog." FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

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By OrlandoZ6 - 25/05/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:43 - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

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By idiot - 19/11/2016 06:48 - United States - Wausau

Today, while I was reading on my tablet, my dog wanted to be let outside, so I set down the tablet and let her outside. I returned to the living room to continue reading when I heard a crunch. The tablet had fallen to the floor and I'd stepped on it. FML

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By stpddog - 25/07/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML

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By Forever Alone - 16/05/2019 06:14

Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML

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You deserved it 297

Showtime

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

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SasuNaru_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:13

Dude kick his ass! Then take his hot dog :D

Weil 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:19

How startled do you have to be to drop something? I can just picture some idiot walking along, throwing everything he's holding into the air because he was scared of a ring tone. lol.

Comments

moosered 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:17

your computer still works. this is NOT an FML. LAME.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 1 June 2009 3:17

You must have a really ******* annoying ringtone if it was bad enough to make you drop your laptop. Unless you're a highly advanced squirrel, yet remain extremely skittish and frantic like the rest of your species. Your tiny brain can only accomodate so much.

DreMaMa 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:18

Guess what? Your friends eating a hot dog...Useful information

Weil 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:19

How startled do you have to be to drop something? I can just picture some idiot walking along, throwing everything he's holding into the air because he was scared of a ring tone. lol.

live4tomorrow 7

Monday 26 December 2011 2:30

LOL.

guitar43 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:20

haha. ******* weird meat tubes.

Bryan_Z 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:23

This is sad.....I would kill him

Glam_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:23

I think you should strongly consider changing your ring tone if it scares you that much. Or, maybe you are just a loser who never gets texts/calls, so you are not used to the sound of a phone going off....? If that's the case, get off the computer and make some friends. I should take my own ******* advice, lol.

GiannaxRevenge 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 14:25

Wow, #17, you are truly a BITCH. Do you not see the "...but please try and be respectful." warning above the ******* comment box? Well? Do you feel better now, big girl? This, my friends, is the example of a ******* pussy that's a tough computer kid. You must be SO proud of yourself. Get a life and fix yourself up before you go around giving shallow advice to people who don't care what you think. XxO

sawdy 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:25

Awwwww you got dents on your laptop.... This FML is so stupid. Who Approved this?

VenomSiphon 13

Monday 1 June 2009 3:26

God what the hell's wrong with you. Your friend was probably being sexy and trying to tell you that she's ready to accept long, smooth, cylindrical, phallic objects into her face cavity. Nice job blowing it. No pun intended. Oh wait, yes it was.