Love: Surprise!

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

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You deserved it 5 373

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By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 946

You deserved it 20 204

By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 012

You deserved it 3 006

Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 629

You deserved it 459

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 886

You deserved it 3 719

By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 053

You deserved it 2 976

Heavy sleeper

By good_aim - 27/07/2013 08:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 303

You deserved it 26 915

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 375

Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 454

You deserved it 54 390

Get out

By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 276

You deserved it 160

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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You deserved it 5 521

DeeJayD 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:15

I think you should take him to court for assault. That'd show him.

breaksprinter_ 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:20

You should take that guy to court, especially if that is your house, and not your girlfriend's. And I hope you broke up with her from that because if she obviously can't keep it in her pants while you're not around, she is not worth having.

Comments

Serial 2

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:33

he hit you first, beat the shit out of him and claim self defense!!

screwedup123 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:39

really sucks to be you. I'd make sure the divorce papers and assault suit are filed ASAP.

ellebell 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:39

....welcome home?

dudewithface 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:45

piss on her face

DaftPyramid 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:46

Sue that asshat.

Ender_ 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:46

You should be thankful that he was being protective. He just didn't want robbers to take all of your stuff.

creed_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:56

#3 I think the problem was more that she couldn't keep it out of her pants :P

marz88 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:59

Falcon punch his ass

Amkii 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 3:16

What a wonderful way to learn you've been cheated on... by getting punched in the face by the guy who she's been messing with. What a ****. Dump her ass and don't ever talk to her again. Don't even let her try to explain. Then take that bastard she cheated with to court.