Surprise and Love: Surprise!

Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 01:29 - United States

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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Bad look

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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Capybara 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:16

At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento. Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

RodneySteven 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:26

OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.

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My_Little_Pony 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:49

Kill it with fire?

RPGod 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:51

I agree with #10, but use some naga jolokias.

alex_vik 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:51

Did you ever stop and think he might've just used that as an excuse?

pat101 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:00

What a sorry tool. Sorry you found out that way. Dump him

blahblahblah44 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:01

deff. get him back for that. how horrible. one time, my 'boyfriend' told me he wasn't interested in anyone and he was still 'in love with me and dedicated to me' and asked me back out after we were kinda on/off for a while. i said yes. a week later i looked on his myspace to add him again, because i just got a new myspace. he had his profile as nonprivate and i look at his pics and guess what i see? pictures of him making out with his girlfriend of 2 months apparently, from the date added and pic comments. instead of getting angry i put his number online, he got a SHITLOAD of calls and had to change his number (which costs money). then i emailed his new girlfriend and told her everything and how pathetic he was. hhaaa. i know it was mean, but he completely screwed me over. do something horrible!

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Saturday 7 March 2009 2:07

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Saturday 8 August 2015 6:42

1: To Surprise him because she missed him. 2:pictures of her trip, meaning places she visited not of herself. 3: as a birthday present. If you don't understand what the boyfriend did wrong you're just as bad as him.

xolotl 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:19

she didn't say the pictures were of her. she said they were from her trip. think of all the awesome pictures you can take of europe itself.

chinchilla_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:21

I say, hook up with the roommate, take pictures of it, and put THAT on a quilt! Love the quilt on his bed with a note that says, "HAHA! Got you back, suck!"