Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
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Capybara 0

At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento. Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

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RodneySteven 0

OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.

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letstrythis 0

DON'T DO WHAT #24 SUGGESTED... that's a bad idea... putting someone in the hospital sounds illegal. Um... how early did she come home? If it was a few hours, the boyfriend may have gone to the airport...

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kenltd 0

You're an idiot for thinking you could leave your boyfriend unattended for a few months while you whored around Europe. Good for him to get on with his life

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0rang3f1sh 0

To reiterate what #16 said: Who the hell gives someone a picture of themselves for their birthday, let alone an entire collage of 'em?

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genius_man16 0

#16 & #45 are you serious? I hope you never get into relationships. It's called creativity. I would totally dig that as a gift.

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tomorrowbroadway 0

Two words: pube cake.

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makinascence 0

OMG thats horrible!!! im sorry baby! ... i agree wit REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RadRetro 0

Well actually, you sort of brought it on yourself. Perhaps it was a bad idea to stay in a relationship when you are leaving somewhere far away for two months. You should have put the relationship on hold, because I don't think anyone could stand worth time for two months.

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domolovesyoshi 33

If he loved her, he would've stayed faithful to her, some people actually believe in monogamy

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blahthing 0

Oh wow. I am so sorry. That is so terrible =(

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mavrick1915 0

you just need to realize that if you are away from your boyfriend for 2 months that he is going to find another girl, and you were in europe for 2 months and your saying you didnt give into temptation once?? I dont blame him

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domolovesyoshi 33

Yes I can utterly believe that OP was faithful because some people actually believe in monogamy,

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