Surprise and Love: Surprise!

Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 01:29 - United States

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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Bad look

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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Capybara 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:16

At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento. Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

RodneySteven 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:26

OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.

Comments

RinzlerTLS 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 7:02

put a poisonous cake on his door step, ring, and make sure he takes it.

jazzyfizzle012 0

Friday 26 August 2011 1:28

wow tat ****** up

mskimbelinapham 5

Saturday 22 September 2012 7:27

That sucks. :( fml scares me

Krimzon 5

Sunday 30 December 2012 23:13

I usually enjoy trolling but here i can't...actually pity the **** out her. On a side note, however, you sound boring i dont wonder why he has an extra girlfriend.

ThePieGuy0817 29

Wednesday 8 May 2013 4:05

Infuse the cake with laxatives. Sweet, sweet revenge.

kristen207 0

Thursday 27 June 2013 16:46

Aw you poor thing

Shazam25 7

Thursday 3 October 2013 16:12

I've read this multiple times, and it sucks that he's cheating and all, but why would to bring him a blanket with pictures of YOUR trip to Europe? Seems like a stupid "gift" and more like you wanted to rub his face in the fact that you went to Europe and he didn't. Just saying.