Work: Suspicious liquids

Suspicious liquids

By Flyboy - 18/07/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was assigned to empty the lavatory tank on an airplane. I haven't done this since February, when the contents ended up all over me. I thought to myself, "It can't happen again, can it?" I was wrong. FML

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By yerbuagalapagos wonder - 06/02/2009 21:50 - Ecuador

Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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Taking the piss

By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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Long flight, enduring smell

By Anonymous - 25/12/2022 12:00

Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML

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By JSterl - 02/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, our airplane was delayed because of issues with the de-ice-ing. Then, because it had too little fuel. Then, because of engine troubles. Then, because our first officer needed to be replaced due to legal restrictions on pilots' hours. Now, I get to go straight from the plane to work. FML

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By whatsmccraken - 10/09/2009 12:37 - Taiwan

Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML

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By VeeDubDisaster - 17/01/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I went to start my just bought '79 VW bus. I put my key in but stopped due to the strong gasoline smell. I went to check. Found puddle of gas. The previous owner figured duct taping a cracked tank was the same as fixing it. And didn't bother to share that tidbit with me. FML

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By Pissy - 27/11/2016 20:15

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 18 July 2010 12:29

Are you sure he peed there intentionally, or does your co-pilot have his own dangerous hydraulic fluid leak?

death_b4_disco 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 12:07

ew! Somehow this has to be against the rules? like on trains you're not allowed to pee till you leave the station, can't he get fined? Report his arse!

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baybegurl 0

Monday 19 July 2010 6:32

lol that's literally hilarious! onlyy 1 question... why did yuh go and sniff it?

nickerbockers3 0

Monday 19 July 2010 12:35

feral much?

GEFStryker 29

Monday 19 July 2010 14:00

Wow, I just want to go all GTA on #64. Like, just pull a baseball bat out of nowhere and knock a couple of teeth out of the park. I'm fairly certain I hate that photo even more then I hate that little Welch's bitch that you used to see every time you changed the channel. *shudders*

Vertigo_911 0

Monday 19 July 2010 14:26

Lol I've never done this but have always thought about it during the pre-flights on cold mornings, walking back to the terminal from the airplane takes a really long time sometimes...

QueenDani 0

Monday 19 July 2010 14:59

That's disgusting but thanks for checking. Yu could've saved hundreds of lives! :D

xFallenSeraphx 0

Monday 19 July 2010 15:05

#22 who said the co-pilot was sleeping? and its no big deal the guy took a leak outside on the ground. How many ppl pull there car over and let it loose. When u gotta go, u gotta go. OP, props for doing your job correctly. Sucks tho