Suspicious

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past two hours. FML
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GregoryStalver_fml 6

Well, you know, some people got sent to prison for giving out laxative- or listerine-laced chocalate cakes to their coworkers. If he actually knowingly gave you tainted food, then, yeah, his ass belongs in front of the judge. It actually is considered a felony.

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BoredomKillsinc 0

you should sue him for making you make him make you take a slice to finally get you to eat his poisoned cheesecake

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xGUMMYBEARSx 0

oh. no. Saturn. please make your way to the nearest asylum while there's still time D:

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onedayinamsterda 14

offer him something yummy and small and see if he accepts? if he does then it could possibly be something else u ate. dun be too quick to judge ;)

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Daddymo 14

Stab them in the eye with a fork.

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Jimboom 11

Probably used cheese that he grew on himself. ;-)

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stewpididiot 11

...EEWWW !!! FUMUNDA CHEESE !!!! LoL !!!

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CoconutBizkit 3

I would definitely gobble up the food if I were the OP. Cheesecake

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blcarter81 0

by the looks of it, you'd love a good gobble on anything that's put in or around your mouth

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SillytotheSally 0

...I have yet to beat Qwop. the coordination Iis so hard wtf.

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rafiki19 1

i know i sound stupid , but what does op mean ? ( the two letters "op" )

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DrummerBoy21 0

I was wondering the same thing. I think it means Original Printer or something..

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ninjaruler 0

those guys are trolls. the first person to reply was correct, "original poster"

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gigglebritches 0

original poster. oh uh i mean orange primate?

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Yo_daddy 0

DUDE I was wondering the samething

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UpsidedownKayak 9

orangutan poop

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LiznessMonster 9

optional penis or, Oscar's pants, depending on the circumstance.

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shortystar_fml 0

i think its original post.... but im not sure? i asked many times no one has answered and it fits so yea

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