Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 486
You deserved it 5 202

Same thing different taste

Comments

UsingLogic 0

I personally only pee in public washrooms, the rest I do at home. Public washrooms are usually dirty, and you never know who used them or what they did with them, so I really don't want to sit on them or stay in there too long. Not to mention, it's embarrassing to use washrooms in public. Some people don't care, but there is some things I personally like to do in private. Of course if it's an emergency, like if you're sick and really have to go, it's a different story. But otherwise, I don't understand people who use public washrooms for things other than peeing just because they don't bother doing it at home at home. I kind of find it disgusting actually.

UsingLogic 0

And by the way, to whoever made fun of girls for being embarrassed about this... I'm a guy, and I am not proud of ********, OK? It's natural, but it's not something I have to enjoy doing or be happy to do in public. My dog doesn't care about doing it in front of people, but I think I have more self-respect and education than a dog.

Lol, I would have never left the stall until I knew it was clear.

micaela136 0

hahaha reminds me of white chicks :)

Ack, you poor thing. I'm reminded why I don't like public bathrooms. ):

shortandloud 0

they waited for you?! that's just creepy and ultra-bitchy.

#129 lol reminds me too hahah, i was just watching it the other day.

jackanackanory 0

Hopefully it was a bug which they caught when you breathed on them after coming out of the cubicle, causing them to have explosive diarrhea in front of their best mates and crushes all they way home ;)

Roxas_fml 0

Those girls need to grow up and realize it's part of the human body. Besides, that's what the bathroom is for. They shouldn't be surprised it happens. Female or male, it happens.

ericlovesme 0

ha...hahahaha.....i couldnt help but laugh.......the same thing has happened to me. i feel ya