Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 486
You deserved it 5 202

Same thing different taste

Comments

lilcuti3pi389 0

haha, you should have stayed in there until they left, those girls are fcking stupid.

Truan_fml 0

^ correct people are bitches. you ****** yourself.

This is why I don't use public restrooms. I'm like the mother ******' energizer bunny when it comes to holding all my shit. xD Anyway, those girls were preeetty morbid.

153 has it right. Girls' butts are only for buttsecks and not for pooping.

This reminds me of the scene from "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" where they sneak into the girls bathroom to avoid the campus cops and the two girls they were supposed to hook up with that night took the stalls on either side of them and decided to play "Battle *****"

egypt_fml 0

Lol, aw. I've been in the bathroom at my school, when suddenly some random girl walks in and poops/farts a little. It's happened more than once. I always just ignore it and act like I didn't hear it lol because I don't want them to feel embarrassed. I think it's gross those girls actually stayed in there and heard you finish and everything, while laughing and huffing in your farts. Seriously lol you should have been like.. "Are you guys trying to get high off my farts? : ew."

taquito6 0

@ 48 & 50 JAJAJA girrrrrlll i looovee your comment it is soo trueee plus the febrezee thing jajaja it killed mee . and to anonymous... i suffer from irritable vowel syndrome so it is not new to me. I don't understand stupid people that muck of you or wait until you exit the bathroom just to check you! sometimes I just want to ask them: do you want a picture of me for your shitters wall? whhaatt thee helll dude??? I know it is funny (dont ask me why) but i do respect if someone is taking a dump and leave cause i know how unconfortable it is to be in the bathroom and hearoing others laughing... Hang in there sunshine!

What kind of bitches would stick around???

dude, again..... if it was you. we are really sorry. it was a mistake. i though it was my friend.

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