Take a chill pill

By failed - 23/02/2011 10:06 - Switzerland

Spicy
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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mintcar 9

Ew, be gentle. You're not supposed to go at it like that.

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Phranq 0

So did you finish her off like a champ?

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pennies_lane 6

You do know you're not supposed to ACTUALLY eat it, right?

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RedPillSucks 31

Learn something new every day. I always wondered why they kept rushing out after that part, threatening to call the cops.

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sourgirl101 28

Learn to read body signs. Timing is everything.

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doubleohseven 0

it's kinda hard to read body signs when ur facefirst in ur gfs vag..

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perdix 29

They don't want you to literally put spicy meat and sour cream in there. Those are just figures of speech.

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Zebidee 8

That wasn't the problem, it was the six other competitors, panel of judges and ESPN coverage that did it.

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gunnerysgt 15

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing XD, 2 years later 41, and you still make people laugh at this one comment

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LunaNstars 0

haha i voted for this one. just the mental image...wow

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xNikkiez 0

OP: But I love taco's......

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