Take a chill pill

By failed - 23/02/2011 10:06 - Switzerland

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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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mintcar 9

Ew, be gentle. You're not supposed to go at it like that.

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RedPillSucks 31

So, that's when you invited six other guys so you could compete to see who's best, right? .... Right?

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BAMF18 0

excuse me sir. sir, its spells nom nom nom. nam would represent Vietnam. and no one wants to Vietnam any ones pussy.

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RedPillSucks 31

Speak for your self. Me love her long time....

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SpankyMcThrust 6

Thank you Sirin, you are the voice of reason here.

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mattitucklove01 0

OMG ! maybe you should have been nice to her,maybe she would have returned the favor. Now you will never know because you pissed her off !

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graceless_monkey 0

It takes a while to learn what a girl likes. Next time, don't hesitate to ask what she does & does not like as you are going down on her. No worries. It happens.

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