Take a chill pill

By failed - 23/02/2011 10:06 - Switzerland

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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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mintcar 9

Ew, be gentle. You're not supposed to go at it like that.

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Evesapple671 0

its not the fact that ur not eating her out properly - she just isn't satisfied by U N- E more):

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instigat0r 0

your first mistake was going down on her. its called a 68, she gives you a hummer and you owe her one.

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dcwd14 4

hahhahaha it was that gud

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Thedrugslikeme2 0

...Sounds like something from some sick horror movie.

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jfarrow9703 11

Tell her, that if it is you just won first ****** place and you want her to suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a dick!!!!!!!!!

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NCR 0

well considering it's a pussy and sometimes looks like a taco....

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yazmi_09 3

well if you've ever seen a hungry Mexican scarf down a taco with grunting noises you'd know why I cringed lol

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MissyBee08 0

sounds like you were going to fast and prob hurt. are you going to take your car apart not knowing how? hell no. Google how to perform oral sex on a female. research it and If she ever gives you a chance again you can put your knowledge to use

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