Intimacy: Take care

Take care

By charlieday - 21/09/2009 16:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birth control, and of course I said yes, and even offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills, then dumped me. I basically paid 55 dollars so that she could sleep with other people. FML

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You deserved it 4 289

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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You deserved it 8 147

By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 383

You deserved it 4 287

By Alejandroc - 20/01/2012 01:46 - Honduras

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

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You deserved it 3 468

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 7 343

By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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You deserved it 8 344

Some people are so... creative.

By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 06:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML

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You deserved it 1 587

Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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You deserved it 207

You helped her see the light

By losercancer - 23/04/2021 23:30 - Georgia

Today, my girlfriend left me, saying she'd started to appreciate herself more with the help of a therapist. That I paid for her to visit. FML

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You deserved it 216

Red Sox Nation

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML

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You deserved it 157

HealthCare for all

By oopsbaby - 11/03/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend stopped getting her birth control weeks ago so she could afford a new Nintendo Switch. FML

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You deserved it 328

kratos8217 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:16

What is it with all the, " I gave them money to gamble or **** around and then they dumped me" fmls? OP: you're better off without her, congrats.

flyboy57 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:26

yeah, that sucks. maybe she'll get an STD from all the people she sleeps with.

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amatayo 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:02

means nothing to me. so how is everyone else doing on FML?

untoldfame 3

Monday 21 September 2009 23:04

Im doing pretty good, just sitting around, being bored. How about you?

souldrifter 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:29

Hey, it most definitely sucks that she then dumped you, but props to you for being a kind and upstanding guy when you offered to pay for the birth control. Really, I think 50/50 is more fair, but what you did was very cool and mature. She didn't deserve you.

dan91_fml 5

Tuesday 14 January 2014 8:48

well said

plexico 3

Tuesday 22 September 2009 3:20

You never got to ride her bareback, huh?

zack767 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 5:37

go to a truck stop washroom suck up everything there with a turkey bastter and if ur lucky she'll catche something many things

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 6:25

and do what with the turkey baster ? now i'm all intrigued...

Tommy1337 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 11:39

wow your ex girlfriend is such a bitch FYL

Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:41

Happened to me once, then she got really fat from it. So karma came her way

hank2222 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:55

What's her number?

ladiesman14 0

Friday 25 September 2009 8:58

i like doing fat girls from behind. as long as they dont have any cellulite or stretch marks. the rolls i can play with.

korri_fml 0

Monday 28 September 2009 0:10

well If you were willing to pay she may have thought that that meant you didn't want a children and she didn't realize she wanted children until after she bought the birth control.