Transportation and Lonely: Take the L

Take the L

By lyla - 20/03/2012 19:15 - United States

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

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You deserved it 5 256

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By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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You deserved it 2 879

By baddaughter - 16/11/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML

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You deserved it 41 635

By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 881

By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 074

You deserved it 4 459

By Tragic - 27/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

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You deserved it 6 837

By cat co-parent - 03/01/2015 00:11 - Australia

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

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You deserved it 2 749

My one true friend

By When all else fails, talk to the kitty - 21/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML

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You deserved it 96

Talk to me

By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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You deserved it 2 385

By Anonymous - 21/04/2012 14:50 - United States - Cabin John

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

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You deserved it 3 237

Motherly love

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 21:23 - United States

Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 3 300

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:33

You sound suspiciously like me.

columbia20 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:34

Doesn't matter got tan.

Comments

EyeCeYu 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:02

Ouch. But hey, cats make cool friends!

meihua 19

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:03

Lol comment 1 (;

ADuckOnQuack_fml 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:08

Hm... In someway I find this... To be a completely normal thing for our society nowadays.

sarahannnn 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:18

Is this Emily? Haha

iDaniel525 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 5:40

No, this is dog.

micahsmommy 13

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:25

Perhaps it's time to make some real, live, human friends?

Cheesecakee 11

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:28

Ha your mom played you. That is actually really funny.

smilefaces8 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:40

Your mother hates you she plots to TAKE CARE OF YOU

gonad_gobbler 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:42

Your friends are video games and cats? You gotta be kittin me!

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 21 March 2012 3:11

I see what you did there!

KVKdragon 26

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:51

Eh, I wouldn't be fazed by her comment. That just gives you more of reason to be thankful that only you get to choose her retirement home >:) Unless you have siblings anyways :P