Take the L

By Skido - 20/02/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0

Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.

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protegemoi_fml 0

i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha

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guitarheaven789 0

it's ok. its better than being dumped after your first date...twice

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rockmysocks2989 0

dang, I got my first boyfriend in 6th grade, got to third base in 7th grade and a homerun in 8th. Anyone can get a girlfriend, but not everyone can keep one.

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softy21 0

well im 14 and have gone alll the way bitchess !!!!:)

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CRlovers123 0

doesnt matter the size of his stomach but sbout the size of his heart

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mannysmom 0

I'm 33 n don't want a boyfriend anymore. its not all its cracked up to b! get a blow up doll! lol

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stormchaser319 7

I know how you feel 

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Rockera360 0

hey i seen dat one too and he pretty fukn nasty looking but hey go ahead try getting fatter den him and once da girls see u got sum fame dey fina wana search under dat flubber for ur sack lol

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xOashleymarie 0

Hang in there, you'll find someone one day who makes you happy & you'll be glad that you waited that long :)

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hateevryone 14

im pretty sure she's using him for food

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