Taking the piss

By Mug - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 252
You deserved it 2 233

Same thing different taste

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

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Noor, by any chance, are you continuously on acid?, you come up with the strangest most unique comments that aren't even needed but they still work so well. Like I'll sit here, read your comment and think about how on earth that comment was conceived in your mind. That is all. Lol

Or drop the brat off at some park and make him crawl his way back home!!!!!

rcgirl2 11

Can't the jerk's son ride the bus?

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I for one would love to be in your shoes, OP. My shifts are not long enough. I'd totally take advantage of that situation and hope the brat son always worked the same times as me. It's not like you're not getting paid.

But he DID need you in. He needed you to give his son a ride home. Nah, seriously though, he should have given his own son a ride. I hope you'll at least get paid for those extra hours.

Noor, with a creative mind like that, I think you should try writing comedy novels and love stories. Possible titles: 1) Ninja and the Assassin: A Sneak Attack Love Story 2) I Am Not a Nun 3) Caring for Your Bat Mobile 101 4) Ezio: The Sexiest Italian Import Since Parmesan and Proscuitto

Drive like a crazy person and give him a reason to never want to drive with you again

Charge gas money. Grow a pair of balls son. I have picked my boss's dumb ass up because he ran out of gas and called me - but it was. It free. Either I came in late or left early or got a free day off or I got paid.