Nepotism and Work: Taking the piss

Taking the piss

By Mug - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 252

You deserved it 2 233

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STOP! THIEF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 510

You deserved it 378

By aaannnddd there goes my boner - 28/11/2013 22:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 205

You deserved it 8 424

You played yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 104

You deserved it 49 217

Back to square one

By nurseITHINKNOT - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 803

You deserved it 3 958

Stuck

By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 802

You deserved it 2 580

Dogsbody

By tee - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 891

You deserved it 2 027

Bored

By letmeinplease - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 726

You deserved it 3 013

Running late

By SMV - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 251

You deserved it 6 095

How is that a reason?

By now sharing the blessing - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 606

You deserved it 242

Early warning

By Hreyes - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 018

You deserved it 2 228

margie2194 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 1:16

I hate when bosses abuse their power.

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Wednesday 25 April 2012 1:16

He can't get a taxi?

Comments

SkepticalMiss 5

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:50

Since when does finishing at the same time mean you're a chauffeur? You're off the clock. Say no.

perdix 29

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:52

You do get paid by the hour, don't you? Hopefully, the extra money will cover the petrol you use carting the bloody wanker about. Turn up the radio real loud and don't him smoke a fag in your car nor offer him your spotted dick. (I love Brits!)

Shokka23 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 3:20

Yea bosses can be pretty cruel

shawnaishere 14

Wednesday 25 April 2012 3:21

This Question made me think I have never once seen a hard working bosses' son. They all seem lazy especially when they work in the same department.

nikkon416 13

Wednesday 25 April 2012 3:22

In this economy, with these unemployment rates, maybe you shouldn't complain about working.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:33

Being taken advantage by your boss is a bit worthy to complain. Otherwise, work related FMLs from the United States would never be posted on the front page.

downtime 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:24

Oh I like your logic. I need to move to the US and start my own business where I take advantage of my employees in all kinds of ways. Then they can't complain because at least they have work, right? Right? "Sure Officer, I used her as my personal sex slave, but I was PAYING HER."...Ah yes, no logical errors in that at all.

cmcmluver 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:12

at least your getting overtime :D

thiscrazything 1

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:31

Excellent advice.

thatoneguy79 10

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:41

Since you've done it once, Pointy Haired Boss will probably ask again. Next time go out to your car on a break and disconnect the battery. When you can't start your car, have BSon call his dad for a ride. Rather defeats the purpose of paying you overtime if he still has to pick up his son.