Awkward, Crush and Love: Tales of the unexpected

Tales of the unexpected

By Ryuga - 11/06/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 825

You deserved it 5 160

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 070

You deserved it 49 569

By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 291

You deserved it 3 700

By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 964

You deserved it 33 059

By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 763

You deserved it 355

Open Mike

By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 832

You deserved it 548

Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 416

You deserved it 3 156

No thanks

By StratMan - 28/05/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 036

You deserved it 7 696

By Anonymous - 30/03/2017 20:00

Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 596

You deserved it 1 002

Overcompensating

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 723

You deserved it 203

By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 269

You deserved it 2 889

Durf 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:14

why not jump in?

smiller0789 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:17

At least you got a free show out of the deal :p

Comments

Numba22 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:50

#4 is funny. and how in the hell do you not know that this girl was a lesbian?

makjon86 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:07

122 i cant put my penis in an intellectual or emotional connection... i've tried. it was awkward and neither of us finished.

sondramcfail 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:24

Hahaha. Most guys I know would think of that as a plus. :P

primogen18 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:29

wow, i love how there's nothing homophobic in this FML, but a guy gets screwed out of a will from his mother because hes gay gets all the heat, people really confuse me.

Dopehead666 21

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:31

And--? That doesn't mean that she wouldn't be interested you. *sigh* People these days.

whiteycubano3 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:42

so awesome

tomarino13 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:44

How is this FML material?!?!?! She's by!!!!! That's just ******* great!! Just join in. Problem solved.

hir23 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:44

124: Grow up.

lolololcheese 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:52

when i'm stable long enough, i start to look around for love see a sweet in floral print, my mind begins the arrangements but when i start to feel that pull, turns out i just pulled myself she would never go with me were i the last girl on earth i'm dumb, she's a lesbian i thought i had found the one we were good as married in my mind but married in my mind's no good ohh, pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth, let me know the truth might have smoked a few in my time, but never thought it was a crime knew the day would surely come when i'd chill and settle down but when i think i've found a good old fashioned girl, then she put me in my place everyone's a little queer, oh can't she be a little straight? i'm dumb, she's a lesbian i thought i had found the one we were good as married in my mind but married in my mind's no good ohh, pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth, let me know the truth =w= for the win.