Talk to me baby

By fizzie101 - 18/10/2014 21:43 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
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namyo 13

Siri who is a naughty girl? "I am sir"

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buckdharma 36

A quick Google of the name Siri tells me it means," beautiful woman who leads you to victory." Sounds legit.

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tenderchicken 7

Rip his dick off and ********** so fiercely over his corpse that the ground breaks.

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PresidentNorth 16

Well that escalated quickly.

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sh4wn 8

To each his own, I guess!!!

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riffehunter 16

this takes Apple fanboying to a whole new level.

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vikky538 28

Apple will definitely change siri after hearing this...

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mealfalahi 5

Maybe he is gay or u don't got that sexy thing

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goldens_fml 12

Hopefully for you he used the siri female audio output versus the male voice!

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alanharvey15 13

That's a new one never heard thay before

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movaa 11

YDI for not measuring up to her sexual talents.

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