Awkward, Porn and Intimacy: Tall grass

Tall grass

By Anonymous - 16/06/2011 14:43 - United States

Today, as I was mowing my neighbor's lawn, I found the Playboy magazine he'd left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML

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You deserved it 7 068

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 147

You deserved it 7 988

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By rofld - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 014

You deserved it 28 336

By racking-leaves - 14/11/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 834

You deserved it 1 859

By woodre - 02/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 186

You deserved it 6 188

By Lebac - 14/04/2015 08:33 - United States - Burlington

Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 792

You deserved it 4 085

By prisym - 30/08/2017 13:00

Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 397

You deserved it 799

By jl_word - 04/02/2015 21:49 - United States

Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 654

You deserved it 3 844

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 975

You deserved it 26 213

Baked

By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 755

You deserved it 2 002

By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 950

You deserved it 3 440

nmsm 1

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:54

why would he leave something like that in his yard. weirdo.

dixieboo 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:53

Who said your neighbor was Jiraya???

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ncvolley123 8

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:06

.... okay??? your point exactly?

TheJester12 15

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:09

ydi for not surveying the lawn before mowing, you just mutilated perfectly good fap material

nelm88 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:09

agree, ignorant. who wouldnt have some kind of porno

itsallgoodintheh 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:11

wow hahaha that really sucks

paras0mnia 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:11

that sounds productive :P

Riiley 14

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:15

Looks like you've found your next puzzle. :)

Jamialia 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:27

How could you not see it before you ran over it? pay attention.

ktopel2495 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:29

YDI for being a dumb a$$ why don't you just vacuum it up with a portable vacuum cleaner???

meliesFML 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:46

should of asked for a rake or something ..

richard121212 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:47

in 1492, christopher columbus sailed the ocean blue.

cgchamp89 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 20:48

Copy cat!

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Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML

I agree, your life sucks 203

You deserved it 422

Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 332

You deserved it 4 255

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Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 946

You deserved it 4 750

Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 197

You deserved it 5 896

Today, a man stopped me on the street. He said the stretch marks on my thighs looked like cuts, and asked me if I self-harmed. Before I was able to politely respond "No", he said, "I mean, I can see why you would." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 586

You deserved it 3 975

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 745

You deserved it 8 067

Today, my uncle asked me to act as a bodyguard in a video he was making. I put on the shades and suit while he was saying his message to the camera. I was laughing so hard internally that I ended up farting so loud throughout the entire video. We had to shoot the video five times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 904

You deserved it 2 882

Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 911

You deserved it 107

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