Tasty

By sleepysophie - 19/10/2013 15:04 - United States - Helena

Today, I slept over at my friend's house. Her dad made breakfast for us. While fixing a plate, my friend said, "Careful, my dad clips his nails in the kitchen." She said it with a sarcastic, joking tone, and laughed afterwards. While eating, I found a toenail in my food. Her response? "I told you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 617
You deserved it 5 565

Same thing different taste

Top comments

she let him make food for you guys knowing this? that's so unsanitary

I just lost my appetite, that's seriously one of the grossest FMLs I've read yet.

Comments

that's so ******* gross I bet you never eat over there again

A little toe jam for your toast. At least you were warned!

saraitkddh 47

ewww this is one of the most disgusting fmls ever

Gross? Yes. One of the grossest ever? Not even close.

"He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football He got monkey finger, he shoot coca-cola ****Come together right now over me"

RedPillSucks 31

Got to be a joker He just do what he please.

perdix 29

Be careful! You could get foot-in-mouth disease!

There is always a bit of truth in jest.

Oh that's just nasty (Cleveland voice) lol