Miscellaneous: Tasty

Tasty

By sleepysophie - 19/10/2013 15:04 - United States - Helena

Today, I slept over at my friend's house. Her dad made breakfast for us. While fixing a plate, my friend said, "Careful, my dad clips his nails in the kitchen." She said it with a sarcastic, joking tone, and laughed afterwards. While eating, I found a toenail in my food. Her response? "I told you." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2022 10:00

Today, my parents kept overreacting over stupid stuff during dinner. I found a hair in a dish, so I removed it myself. My mom goes, "Is that a hair? Is it?! I'll get rid of it!" I told her that I'd already done it myself. Then, because I bit my nail once, my dad constantly kept asking if I was OK, even though I'd said I was. He wouldn't stop! FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By ohhhgross - 26/10/2009 18:32 - Singapore

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By dads can’t cook? - 17/03/2021 21:30

Today, I was messaging a new friend when she mentioned her dad was cooking dinner that night. I jokingly texted, “Oh no! I’m sorry!” Turns out her dad is a professional chef. FML

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By lizzard0416 - 30/11/2012 03:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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awkwardloveannie 28

Saturday 19 October 2013 19:13

she let him make food for you guys knowing this? that's so unsanitary

Sweet_Meli 11

Saturday 19 October 2013 19:14

I just lost my appetite, that's seriously one of the grossest FMLs I've read yet.

Comments

utrax 23

Saturday 19 October 2013 23:52

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

bunny409 14

Sunday 20 October 2013 0:28

men -.-

Kahlahron 4

Sunday 20 October 2013 1:01

Sweet Home, Alabama!

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 20 October 2013 1:05

Hey look on the sunny side up side of things, at least you have a flexible toothpick ready to pick away after the meal.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 20 October 2013 2:26

SMH, I really should know better by now than to read FML while eating...

jesse98 7

Sunday 20 October 2013 2:53

She sure nailed it

xvigil14 9

Sunday 20 October 2013 3:47

Well she did tell you, just sayin'

Shepardspie71 8

Sunday 20 October 2013 5:30

Did he serve pubic hair for lunch

KatlynBrooke 27

Sunday 20 October 2013 7:34

What if he heard his daughter say that and put it in there because he thought it would be funny.

mustabee 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 11:44

well..... Ummm....... Ummmm..... I guess there would still be a toe nail in the meal. Correct?

fooltemptress 36

Sunday 20 October 2013 8:55

You know, this post would work amazingly well as a diet. All you have to do is read it whenever you feel hungry. Voila! Just like that, your appetite is gone!