Tasty

By bob - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML
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Top comments

prabhlem 0

Someone's got noodles for brains..literally..lol

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Haha that would be a fun trick to get out at dinner parties and what not :)

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Comments

Enslaved 36

It's almost like flossing. Fun fact: People can't sneeze with their eyes open. (if you're able, it's rare)

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Its not so rare I can, and I know other people who can too.

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btstig 11

Yeah 36 get our head out your ass and realize other people can do this. ****.

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twizzy21 0

I bet thats why the cat is looking at u like ur insane.

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KristinaKreme 0

Stop being so ignorant everyone. She's actually right, I'd like to see any of you try to sneeze with your eyes open.

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Enslaved 36

Your head must be up my ass too, if you don't realize I never said people /can't/ do it. Wow, you seem to get upset easily. The people around you must be so lucky.

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Enslaved 36

Let me rephrase that. I never said people weren't capable of doing it. Most can't.

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KristinaKreme 0

Really? Ive never seen that on Mythbusters. I'd really like to see how it's done.

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twisted54 1

The guys on mythbusters did it...:)

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itsalanis 25

I have this habit of playing with my noodles by eating a single noodle, and then pulling it out and then, eating it again. Despite the irrelevancy, I have a strange feeling I can relate to this.

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btstig 11

How far down can you get the noodle on the first try eh????

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itsalanis 25

lmao, I knew it was gonna turn out like this...

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mrmusicman97 4

that is actually pretty awesome

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DavLynn 4

ugh that happened to me before, except with a taco. when I blew my nose a big chunk of ground beef came out :/

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Bbhd05 0

Omg maybe thats why he said it

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