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By Anonymous - 24/11/2024 18:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22

... So he didn't deny it. Get back in there, beat him up and take back your sisters purse.

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kalbrek009 20

Sounds like your ex is the asshat & a pedophile to boot...better off without him.

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TheDrifter 23

Pedophile? He didn't have her sister hung up in the closet, just her purse. Transvestite might be a logical inference, pedophile, not so much.

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acerredrum 23

How on earth did you get pedophile out of this? I would of assumed he was pawning it for cash not molesting it. If he had her panties or some shit then I would be concerned but not over a purse.

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RedPillSucks 31

or... OR.... or he could have both the purse AND the sister in the closet. He's using her as an accessorizing dummy. So he'd be a transpedovestaphile?

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tutikushi 10

Is he an 'asshat' because he stole the purse or because he broke up with you?

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sadgirl1001 4

She broke up with him because he stole her sister's purse, duh

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TheLadyOpal 30

No, HE broke up with HER for 'invading his privacy,' Just like it says right in the FML. Duh.

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marramrammar 2

File a police report before he dispose of it!!

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peachfuzz74 8

Maybe he didn't steal it and that's the only excuse she thought of to hide the real reason she didn't have her purse. She was in his room and forgot it:)

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chuckcloninger 12

Call the police. That's what there for.

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pattayarick 8

Did the cops arrest him? Or, do you have a brother that can kick his f'n ass?

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annoy_me 9

Why didn't you call the cops or go get a bigger friend/brotherly type to come back with you? and you let him think HE dumped YOU? You should be the one getting rid of him lol...

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