Money, Kids and Drugs: Teenage Riot

Teenage Riot

By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 02:01

Today, I got home from my tour of duty. The first thing my teen daughter said to me was could she have some money, because mom won’t give her anymore since she got caught using her allowance to buy weed. Not even a "Hello" or tears of joy to see me, just a demand for drug money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 421

You deserved it 215

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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You deserved it 707

By CaptainByron - 28/04/2017 00:00

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML

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You deserved it 313

By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 417

You deserved it 2 464

By Pissed.Off.Mom. - 06/10/2016 05:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 259

You deserved it 2 556

At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 213

You deserved it 2 808

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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You deserved it 9 725

Mindblowing

By apparantlyStupid - 27/06/2012 23:28 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 328

You deserved it 43 616

By anonymous - 14/06/2016 16:47 - United States - Inverness

Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 307

You deserved it 1 215

Teenagers these days

By prostitott - 04/05/2013 07:22

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

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You deserved it 15 394

Delusional

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 02:01

Today, my mom is 100% positive that she saw me meeting up with a stranger and buying some kind of drug from "him." I didn't even pass by anyone on my walk. I went to get dollar store pizza, because I can't afford to buy any decent food this week, let alone drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 493

You deserved it 119

ninjacat 10

Tuesday 21 December 2021 4:09

You won't want to hear this but I always vote that “you deserved it” when it’s a kid being an a$$hat. You chose to have it and they’re a product of their upbringing. Ultimately the blame is on you and/or the mother. It sucks to hear, I’m sorry to be the one to point it out, and I’ll get downvoted to hell for it, but someone had to say it so you can alter how you and her mom parent her.

Dirtysalamander1 13

Tuesday 21 December 2021 21:22

not always like that. you can't control every single variable in their life. and if you try to. they might come out ignorant, bitter or scared.

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ninjacat 10

Tuesday 21 December 2021 4:09

Dirtysalamander1 13

Tuesday 21 December 2021 21:22

not always like that. you can't control every single variable in their life. and if you try to. they might come out ignorant, bitter or scared.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 December 2021 6:22

How long were you playing video games before you went home? No wonder your kid smokes weed -- you spend more time on Xbox than with her! Wait, that's "Call of Duty..." Never mind.

cpguru24 16

Friday 24 December 2021 19:16

That sucks and is hurtful. You are going to have to make the effort and try to connect. And she needs that now more than ever. Remember she is the child. It may not be easy but think about when she is passed this phase, you will want her to think back and say even though she was an ass, you were always there and loved her no matter what. Good Luck op!