Teeth gang!

By pridekills - 19/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Mulberry

Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML
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GemmaStyles 14

Maybe you should take that as a sign to start brushing your teeth, hm.

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babybebop2 4

That was very rude of him to say your breath smells like shit...but maybe YDI for having poor oral hygiene....too bad a friend could alert you to that nicely.

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nikkimae123 1

Maybe you should start brushing your teeth

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hermitknut 22

I may be wrong, but I've been told by dentists before that it's not actually natural to have pearly white teeth. That's a false effect that has been popularised to the point that people believe it's 'healthy' and 'normal' (see arguments on fml posts related to removing genital hair, for example). I'm not saying that it's great to have extremely yellow teeth, but naturally your teeth should be off-white. Not movie-star teeth. Perhaps OP's coworker was using the Hollywood standard as her reference point? Or maybe she's just rude. I'd ask a friend that I trust to be honest about the breath thing, just in case. HK

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supportcommand 17

Do you drink coffee? Could be the source of the yellow. Maybe you have halitosis. Chew gum when you can't brush right after eating, and through out the day. And then tell your co-worker to go **** off. I doubt he/she is perfect themselves.

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hateevryone 14

Maybe you should start brushing your teeth. And use mouthwash.

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305Miami 0

Well just tell him that and schedule yourself for a cleaning and buy some gum.

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305Miami 0

Well just tell him that and schedule yourself for a cleaning and buy some gum.

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sheerem 7

Maybe you should pick up a toothbrush.

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xxDefiantxx 0

lay off the soda, tea, coffee etc those stain teeth and you might wanna start brushing

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WhyAmUHere 19

Well, there IS a new invention that could assist you. It's called a toothbrush.

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supportcommand 17

It says right there that she brushes regularly. If you're not going to read the whole post, why comment? Trigger happy on the send button?

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Pridekills 6

THANKYOU. Lol. I honestly posted this FML for my friend at work. I thought it was really ******* mean but funny at the same time. Wanted to know what everyone thought of it. Now I know. Lol

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mrnuleef 7

Now you can be in a before and after commercial for crest white strips! Seriously though your mouth sounds awful, do some maintenance and make an appointment.

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