Work: Thanks, but no thanks

Thanks, but no thanks

By chiraag87 - 06/11/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I was called into work to fix up their projection system. I drove 40 kilometers in peak hour to get there. As soon as I parked my car and was about to walk in, I got a phone call saying "Don't worry, we fixed it, you don't have to come in." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Dispute - 08/08/2011 05:30 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML

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Parked out

By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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Slow day

By Driver - 18/06/2021 08:01

Today, after a 14-hour day at work 180 km away, the freeway was closed 30 km from home. I had to detour, adding another hour and a half to the already three-hour trip home. I was basically at work for almost 28 hours. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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Working too hard!

By Sudoc - 03/12/2017 05:00

Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML

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You deserved it 260

Unionize!

By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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You deserved it 4 147

By Anonymous - 06/01/2018 19:00

Today, after having been off due to the holidays, I awoke to several missed calls and texts from my supervisor asking where I was. Fearing losing my job, I drove the entire 2-hour commute thinking I’d missed a day. I hadn't; he was just trying to get my weekly reports early. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 09/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I was expected by my supervisor to drive out to one of our office's server locations. My car was dead and I couldn't go unless he gave me a ride, as he's the only coworker local to me; he couldn't because he's on vacation. I sent him a video of my car failing to crank. He responded, "You need to be more mobile." FML

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You deserved it 149

By sick - 06/10/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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idrow 7

Friday 6 November 2009 20:42

Did California switch to the metric system without telling the rest of us?

blazerbum 0

Friday 6 November 2009 20:38

you're in cali and you go by km?? we use miles here, buddy.

Comments

grimmelok 0

Friday 6 November 2009 21:24

FAKE FML No one from Cali would use the metric system -_____-

beard_me 0

Friday 6 November 2009 21:31

unless they grew up somewhere else?

TheTragicReturn 0

Friday 6 November 2009 21:53

1. This argument's already been said... multiple times. 2. Logical fallacy.

Ligerie 0

Friday 6 November 2009 21:54

edit.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 6 November 2009 22:06

Here is a little advice you can use the next time they call you in early to your jo... nevermind.

kukopia 0

Friday 6 November 2009 22:25

Time and mileage on an expense report for basically duing naught. Bob's your uncle!!!

YDI_4_breathing 0

Friday 6 November 2009 22:52

That's hilarious. Too bad you couldn't still charge them

SenGaeriel 3

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:33

WTF drives at 25 MPH (it's 40 KPH when converted) in California??

Sora8745 2

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:42

You're an idiot. He said he drove FOR 40 km, not AT 40 km. Meaning, he went 40 kilometers in distance, NOT 40 kilometers per hour. He could have floored it and went for 40 km, for all we know.

memyselfandi_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:44

He's from India. His name is Chiraag so obviously he must be working somewhere in the Bay Area. He's used to what they say in India.

memyselfandi_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:51

Then explain why he said peak hour and 40 kilometres

memyselfandi_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 1:09

That's fair.

memyselfandi_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:54

look I'm Indian. And I'm born and brought up in the US. I would never say 40 kilometres or peak hours. I have cousins FROM India who speak like that. I have parents who speak like that. Hence my judgment. Does that make any sense?