Love, Marriage and Facebook: Thanks, but…

Thanks, but…

By howtragic - 17/08/2011 12:13 - Australia

Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous. - 31/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By girlwithaprob - 13/11/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:11

#9 "at first, i was curious as to whether or not i should accept his friend invite at first. afterall, i didn't know him in person. but once i saw 10 Mutual Friends, he stole my heart."

agaba 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:01

Time to dump his ass

Comments

royalblue22 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:45

l plmi

royalblue22 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:45

l plmi

allie5699 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:01

i know what you mean.. me and my boyfriend have a relationship over text :/

nguyenner 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:12

that's what Facebook does . :L Get used to it . xD (:

xrainbowshadowx 17

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:41

Arrange a face to face rendezvous, if that doesn't work...two words: couples therapy. Good luck

Fruitmonster2 15

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:44

GET THE **** OVER IT.

Mommabear411 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:56

Me & mine have barely spoken in a week. I'd be thrilled if he declared his love to me on fb!! But I also know our not speaking is just a phase....

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 18 August 2011 2:09

Sounds like you two may be running incompatible versions of Real Life (TM). He's probably on 1.40, with the Mistress app installed, while I'm guessing you are clinging to 1.16, (the one with the "Princess" user interface).