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Thanks for the mental imagery

By Grossed Out - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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DGross 8

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:07

wolf pussy :-)

ojosverdes26 6

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:09

OH MY GOD! WIN. LOL, furball! Your mom's funny...

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CrissyCatasrophe 0

Monday 3 May 2010 5:00

I Lmfao-ed :P

lots_of_letters 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 9:36

bahahaha!!!! scarred for life

Fireflies94 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 13:29

lol. Your mom is kinda cute to even say that XD

DesuPuppet 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 21:54

Lmao!

memoiroflove 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 7:04

ewwwwwww

Jay_JWLH 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 15:29

Ewwww, lol.

ssskylar 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 5:50

*gag*

vonnvonn 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:43

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha 'nuff said.

carebearzrule 0

Friday 4 March 2011 4:31

lol

brieebeear 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:24

that's soo cute ! you guys must be pretty close

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Today, mid-sex, my wife told me to call her a nasty slut. I was kind of uncomfortable doing it, but I did it to make her horny. She started crying, because she didn’t realise how much it would hurt her feelings. Now I’m not sure if she’s mad at me or herself, but I’m scared either way. FML

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Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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Today, I was telling my brother about how my new colleagues and I don't share a sense of humour. He replied, "What, you mean they don't pretend to laugh at your jokes like everybody else?" FML

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Today, my dad muttered something about the snow in Texas being fake, caused by 5G. I didn't take the bait, because it made a change from natural disasters being caused by my "homosexual life choices." FML

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Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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