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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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By leilei - 30/11/2010 00:25 - Philippines

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By screwed - 29/05/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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You deserved it 4 070

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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ElectricGhost_fml 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:49

they don't really sound like 'friends'

MrBoredGuy 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:49

Great friends you have there

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btstig 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:31

Don't forget to tip your cab driver!!

majorasshole 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:39

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

GummiBearss13 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:45

can someone tel me how to change my profile pic from my android fone?

fmlswag 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 12:19

Did the taxi driver not notice you in pain? You should've at least told him, maybe he'd give you a free ride

cocodecoeur 12

Tuesday 27 December 2011 13:25

Just scumbag "friends"

kaykay20 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 13:59

Shouldn't you have called 911 in that situation not a cab? Cabs can't speed if it's a emergency you know....

willow_smithO_o 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:19

should get better friends

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:26

Your friends are serious losers and selfish morons. FYL. :(

Grace63 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:28

What is a double fare cab?

jDCrackpot 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:47

Taxi's charge double time on certain days of the year and times of the day, like Christmas eve, new years, some bank holidays and I think from about 2am in many areas because it's nightclub kicking-out time.

FMLsOhilarious 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:45

I hope you don't consider them friends anymore ...

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