Health, Painful, Parents, Injury and Furniture: Thanks guys

Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

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By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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You deserved it 2 264

You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

I agree, your life sucks 762

You deserved it 138

Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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You deserved it 11 470

By Anonymous - 26/07/2018 01:30

Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML

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You deserved it 267

Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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You deserved it 197

Slasher

By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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You deserved it 5 942

By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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You deserved it 3 263

By ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada

Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

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You deserved it 8 987

Less haste, more speed

By D J's MOM - 18/09/2023 20:00

Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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You deserved it 590

Jordn_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:15

my mom did something exactly the same. I was carrying a small size filing cabinet down the stairs for her. Needless to say, I lost balance because my cat was winding her way between my legs purring and fell down 1/2 a flight of stairs twisting my ankle in the process. I got yelled at by my mother for scaring her cat and dropping the filing cabinet on her nicely stained oak stairs, scratching them.

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Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:03

I'd be pissed if my parents did that. FYL! :(

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aykay 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:32

# 7, 28, and 30 ftw ;D

Lapp_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:56

Sounds like something my parents would do...

pdt_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:43

something like that happened to me, we were in a rented apartment with a wooden counter. So one day I was making fried eggs for breakfast and I was carrying the pan over to my plate that was on the table and I dropped the pan that had been on the fire on myself. The pan pinned my wrist onto the counter and burned me (I still have a scar, a raised white mark outlined by a dark reddish color on my skin (it's been 2 years and it still hasn't gone away.) Anyway, so my dad sees all this and shouts "THE COUNTER! WERE RENTING THAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS WILL COST" while I'm rolling on the ground screaming.

liljon3 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:48

how do you sleep on carpet?

ohhhhshizzz 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:02

#35: A. It's slip, I wouldn't point that out normally but SLEEP? And they didn't slip ON it, they slipped OVER it. So they probably meant, rug.

reneeOWNS 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:34

this happened to me once..i was sitting in a chair and reached over to my backpack and fell over..when everybody came down they yelled at me for scratching the chair. I fell on tile. FML haha

timeisindustry 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:02

Do you have asian parents? because mine would totally do the same thing, so I totally empathize. And DAMN #12, you and all the other stupid people yelling "HEY GUYS THIS ONE'S FAKE BECAUSE I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE OMFG!!!!" need to shut it. It may be fake, it may not be fake. Who the hell cares? Unless someone started talking about how they sprouted wings and flew or something, then I'm just going to assume it happened. There are billions of people in this world, and you would be surprised what dumb predicaments they get themselves into. And besides, this is all for entertainment anyway. So I'd appreciate it if you fake-hunting pricks would just stfu. Thanks.