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By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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By Gutted. - 21/03/2009 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

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By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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By 1.30am - 10/02/2012 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

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boatiebanter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:07

You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.

itsnotfair 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:08

well clearly you fish for compliments all the time

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ajk123 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:24

sorry but someone always needing constant praise and reassurance gets annoying after awhile, and it looks like you just hit your boyfriend's praise limit

Misanthropist 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:26

Fishing for compliments indeed. If you had a legitimate problem, he should have been there to help... If you just want an ego-booster then go read the crap people post on this site. A bit of added advice to all you couples out there: Asking your significant other to tell them how much you love them is the most annoying question ever.

dean120028 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:39

like the one person said he probably thinks your questioning his emotions tell him your feeling down and ask him to help you out

lilpartyguy 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:45

wah wah waaaah

Victoria2103 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:45

That needy shit is the worst. I think YDI. He should get with someone more down to Earth and less whiny.

palmdrive 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:47

you're the type of clingy, pitiful, and annoying girlfriend no guy wants.

eliz3 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:55

my boyfriend and I ask each other this sometimes when we're together, it just gives us a boost to know why our relationship is strong and why we still like each other. It's just reassurance.