Work: Thanks, I guess

Thanks, I guess

By ST3PH - 09/07/2009 19:17 - Canada

Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks mom!

By hatedatwork - 02/09/2019 13:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML

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Not like that

By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 22:00

Today, my boss told me to 'think outside the box'. I did and got lost in a corn maze for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 13:23 - Canada

Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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By Liz - 11/08/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML

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By MSURebel70 - 16/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML

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Let him cook

By last literate - 27/10/2011 16:15 - Canada

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Buffalo

Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00

Today my boss went digging through my drawer, took a pack of gum, and told me I got him the wrong flavor. He kept it anyway. FML

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Lackey

By Anonymous - 12/05/2022 12:00 - Australia - Batesford

Today, at 1 am, I got a message from a colleague, who I have never met, bossing me around requesting "immediately, ASAP" some information a monkey could've found online in 5 minutes. I told her that she sounded rude and unorganised. Ten minutes later, I got a mail from my boss asking me to apologise to her. I did. FML

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Friday 10 July 2009 1:19

Well, that's kinda corny.

vheissu 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:09

at least you got some corn.

Comments

malcolm1919 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:58

Well you do look like a pig so...

misterman2 3

Friday 10 July 2009 4:59

PEOPLE. His life is ****** because he works for someone who rewards ppl by giving them CORN. It's not the fact that he's "only" getting corn, it's teh fact that it's CORN! Like he said, she probably thinks he's an ANIMAL or something. lol.

lastminuteperm 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:00

Or she is losing it?

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:23

Right to left instead of left to right? Wouldn't that mean you just pick up the files and flip them? Easy job, why would you expect anything for that?

AnaMaree 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:51

Who cares? Now go back in the pigpen.

jumpgurl23 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:12

ummm hmm...NOT FUNNY. ur life is ****** cuz u have to reorganize but the corn part was not funny...stick to ur day job.

Jennika 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:14

Sorry but your paycheque is what you get for doing a good job and being thanked. The corn is just extra. lol. whatever. Maybe shes just a weird person and that is her quirky gift. heh. :D

mrshansley 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:30

'round here someone would appreciate receiving an ear of corn, it's odd to receive only one but maybe that's all she had to give. be thankful of anything received.